Steal Our Audience Data.
Pay Us Only If It Works.

Burning ad spend teaching Meta where Tier-1 health buyers are?

Partner Program Dashboard

You’re paying Meta to guess. We’ve already found them.

No Credit Card Required

Why This Works

100k+ Health Buyers

Our Instagram is trained on exactly who buys Premium Health Products in India.

Tier 1 Customers

Target wealthy customers who Prepay and Don't Return orders.

Rent Our Authority

Slash your CPA overnight by Renting Our Reputation and trust.

The Mechanism

How It Works

You run the ad from your account, but it says 'In Partnership with Thought Bistro.'

Instantly, Meta sees our brand backing you. It takes our audience data and applies it to your ad.

How to setup Partnership Ads
+53%
CTR Increase
-19%
CPA Decrease
Source: Meta Marketing Science
Before
9:41
yourbrand
Sponsored
After
9:41
yourbrand and thoughtbistro
Sponsored

The Insane Offer

Core Offer

Partnership Data Injection

You get to run ads as "Thought Bistro". Rent our reputation and data to lower your CPA instantly.

Instant Trust
Bonus #1
1 Free Customized Image Ad
Bonus #2
24-Hour Launch
Bonus #3
7-Day Free Access

No credit card required. Cancel anytime.

See What We Create
High-Converting Image Ads

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The Catch?

There isn't one.

1

If it flops:

You cancel. You paid ₹0. You keep the free ad. We part ways friends.

2

If it prints money:

You stay in the Inner Circle for just ₹15k/month.

For that ₹15k/month, you get:

  • 3 Image Ads every month (Value: ₹6,000)
  • 10% OFF all Video and Image production
  • VIP Speed: 48-hour faster delivery
  • Monthly Rotating Bonus (February: Buy 5 Videos, 6th FREE)

No credit card required. Cancel anytime.

Perk #1

3 Free Image Ads
Every Month

Worth ₹6,000 by themselves. Just ask — they're yours.

Samples of what you'll get

3 Ads / Month
High-converting image ads designed for your brand
₹6,000 Value
Image Production included free every month
On Demand
Request anytime during your billing cycle

How it works: Simply request your image ads anytime during your billing cycle. Our team designs, reviews, and delivers them.

Important: Unused credits do not carry forward to the next month. All 3 must be requested within your current billing cycle.

Perk #2

10% OFF Every
Video & Image

Order 4 videos and the partnership pays for itself — before you even count the data advantage.

Videos we create for brands like yours

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The Math That Speaks For Itself

1 Video Ad
₹25,000 ₹22,500
You save ₹2,500
1 Image Ad
₹2,000 ₹1,800
You save ₹200
4 Videos
Best value • Most popular
₹1,00,000 ₹90,000
You save ₹10,000
4 Videos + 3 Free Images
₹16,000
in total savings
(₹10,000 video discount + ₹6,000 free images)
Your ₹15k subscription? Already paid for.
+ Data access, partnership ads & VIP speed on top
Perk #3

Monthly Rotating Bonus

Every month, Inner Circle members get an exclusive bonus that rotates — a surprise perk on top of everything else.

February Bonus

Buy 5 Videos, 6th is FREE

Order 5 video ads and we'll create the 6th one completely on us

Here's What You Actually Pay

1
5 Videos × ₹22,500 (10% off)
₹1,12,500
2
6th Video FREE
February's rotating bonus
₹25,000 ₹0
3
3 Image Ads FREE
Included with Inner Circle
₹6,000 ₹0
Regular price for 6 videos + 3 image ads
₹1,56,000
You pay only
₹1,12,500
Total Savings in February
₹43,500
saved on 6 videos + 3 image ads
₹12,500 from 10% off ₹25,000 free video ₹6,000 free image ads
Perk #4

VIP Speed Lane

While others wait in line, you skip ahead. Your projects get priority processing — delivered faster, every time.

Standard Client
7 business days
DAY 7 ✓
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
VIP
Inner Circle Member
5 business days
DAY 5 ✓
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
Bumped up in queue
2 days faster
Priority support

Your competitors are waiting 7 days. You'll have your ad live in 5.

That's 2 extra days of running ads while they're still waiting.

Shall We Launch Tomorrow?

Join the Inner Circle today.

You Have Questions?

We have answers. Here is everything you need to know.

How does running ads as "Thought Bistro" lower my CPA?
It works in two ways. First, Trust. When people see "Thought Bistro" (a brand they know) on the ad, they stop scrolling. Second, Data. Meta uses the data it has gathered on who has interacted with our ads, clicked on them, liked them—people who buy high-end health stuff in India like protein shakes, bars, nutritionist services, weight loss clinics, therapy, gym memberships, and zero-sugar goods.
What exactly happens after the 7-Day Free Trial?
Simple. If the ads are working and you're making money, you stay in the Inner Circle for ₹15k/month. You get to keep using our data, brand, and all the perks. If it's not working for you, you cancel. You pay us ₹0. No hard feelings. You can cancel from your UPI app or bank app or just by texting us that you wish to cancel before your billing period ends.
Who pays for the ad spend?
You do. You run ads from your account but the identity shows as your company and ours is running the ad in partnership. Instructions on how to ask for partnership are widely available online and will also be provided to you once you sign up for the inner circle (Learn more).
Will you run the ads for me?
No. Agencies are great and often essential for scaling operations. Whether you run ads in-house or hire an agency, our partnership integrates seamlessly. The setup for partnership ads is simple and takes just a couple of clicks within your ad manager. We strictly focus on Creative and Brand Authority to feed your ad account with high-performance assets.
How much ad budget should I put?
That is a discussion for you and your agency/team. However, the rule of thumb is: More creatives = Better results. The more images and videos you test, the higher your chances of finding a winner. You can even start testing immediately with the free assets we provide in the trial.
How many images and videos will I need?
Video ads generally outperform images, but they cost more. It ultimately depends on your budget. Just remember that Volume Wins: 10 images are better than 3, and 5 videos are better than 2. But 1 video/image is infinitely better than none. It all works as long as you run them!
How can I test it in the 7 days?
Run a simple A/B Test. Take the free creative we give you (and any other assets you get us to create during sign-up, videos or images) and run them. On these ads, select "Thought Bistro" as the partnership identity. Compare them against your standard ads at the same budget. You'll likely see the Partnership Ad win on CTR and Cost-Per-Acquisition because of the instant trust factor.
Why do I feel your assets are more expensive than the industry?
It’s all about context. Think of Baahubali—it cost a fortune to make, but it printed money for its producers. Was it "expensive"? No, it was the best investment they ever made.

Our assets are priced based on Results. Ads run in Partnership with Thought Bistro consistently outperform standard ads for health brands—Meta’s own data shows higher CTRs and lower CPAs almost every time. But you don't have to take our word for it. That's why we give you a Free Image ad and 7 days to test. The results will tell you everything you need to know.
How do I claim my 3 Free Image Ads?
Think of them as 3 Image Ad Credits that you can use anytime. Just message us with 3 things: The Product, The Main Health Benefit, and The Offer (if any). We’ll deliver your high-converting image within 24 hours. Just make sure to use them before your billing cycle ends, or they will expire!
Is there a contract or lock-in period?
Absolutely not. The subscription is billed once every 4 weeks. It can be cancelled at any time and will be effectively cancelled at the end of the current billing cycle. There is no lock-in period. The standard subscription length is 4 weeks unless any specials are discussed pre-payment. We want you to stay because you're seeing profitable results, not because a contract forces you to.
Does the 10% production discount apply to both the image and the video ads?
Yes. The 10% discount on video/image production and the monthly bonus are available to you from Day 1—even during your 7-Day Free Trial. This means you can avail the special rates without having paid us a single rupee for the Inner Circle subscription yet.

*Conditions Apply: To avail these benefits, the billing for the services must be processed while your subscription (or trial) is active.

Still have doubts? Join the trial and see for yourself. It's free.

Few Testimonials

We Work Best With Health Brands with very repurchasable products or services.

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The Minds Behind the Growth Engine

We aren't marketers; we're business builders. We work with health brands built on repeat trust. Products and services people come back to again and again.

100+
Podcasts Hosted
2000+
Shorts Created
300+
Founder Consults
15+
Industries Served
Founders Akhil and Vishrut

Akhil

  • Education: Electrical Engineer (Purdue Uni), MS Finance (DePaul Uni)
  • Background: Investment Banking in California
  • Mission: Helping Founders Sell and Change India

Vishrut

  • Education: Computer Scientist (Purdue University)
  • Background: Family Business, Private Equity in India
  • Mission: Helping Founders Sell and Change India

Our Vision: If retention is your strength, leave first acquisition to us—so you can focus on making people healthier and the world better.