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What you’ll get on the call:
🔍 Diagnose Why People Aren’t Buying
Uncover the real gaps in your current offer — the ones costing you conversions.
🧲 Craft Messaging That Sells
Build scroll-stopping hooks and positioning that trigger action.
🧠 Gain Instant Clarity
See your product the way your customer does — and what needs to shift.
🎯 Leave With a Sharp Game Plan
Walk away with a growth-aligned strategy that ties together your offer, marketing, and sales.
💡 Experience a Lightbulb Moment
Founders regularly say: “This call changed how I see everything.”
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They Fixed Their Paid Ads—Here's what they have to say!
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"Not your typical marketing folks—these guys get it! Set clear expectations, overdelivered, and boosted our qualified leads by 3X. Love it!"
Sera Arora
Partner, Bharat Founders Fund
"I literally had to stop my ads cause of the number of leads that were coming our way!"
Santosh
Founder & CEO, NinjaX
"After working with Thought Bistro, 'Indira Alloys' hit record highs on Google Trends! Never expected this—these guys overdelivered big time!"
Indranil Gupta
Managing Director, Indra Alloys
"I used to think I sold pillows, Akhil & Vishrut showed me that instead I sell sleep to those who are struggling. Just this minor change turned my company from a commodity to a brand. Can't thank them enough"
Abhay Gupta
Founder & CEO, Kodus Home
"My website was a magnet for the wrong leads—frustrating and exhausting. Thought Bistro flipped the script, and now 90% of my inquiries are from the right traders & distributors. Finally, marketing that actually works!"
Aditya Narain Garg
Founder & CEO, Adlerwud
"I never thought I could get on camera—Thought Bistro showed me I had to stand for my product. They made a once scary experience extremely comfortable. Haven’t looked back since!"
Shrey Jain
Founder & CEO, Stocko
FAQs
Traditional digital marketing often focuses on broad tactics and generic messaging aimed at getting views or increasing followers.
Our approach is founder-led and customer-centric, creating ads designed to generate direct sales rather than just engagement.
Each video we create is like a direct marketing ad—focused, targeted, and designed to drive sales. These ads don’t go on your Instagram grid; they exist separately, solely focused on getting your audience to take action and make a purchase.
As a founder, you’re the heartbeat of your business.
Your customers connect with you—your story, vision, and passion. Putting you front and center in the ad builds trust and authenticity, establishing a real relationship with your audience that leads to more sales.
Your connection with your audience is stronger than any influencer or marketer could ever replicate.
Not at all.
Our process is designed for founders who may not have a marketing background but want to use their unique insights to create customer-centric ads that convert.
We guide you through each step, and you don’t need professional marketing experience to start driving sales.
Unlike traditional ads designed for likes or views, our customer-centric ads are built with one goal in mind—sales.
We tap into your deep understanding of your audience to craft ads that speak directly to their needs and desires, encouraging them to take action.
Each ad is strategically designed to drive immediate conversions, not just likes or follows.
If you already have digital ads running, we’ll assess them and optimize them using our founder-led, customer-centric approach.
We won’t just replace what’s working; we’ll enhance it by refining the messaging and ensuring that each ad is purposefully designed to generate sales, not just engagement.
Our method isn’t about looking good on social media, but about crafting ads that push people directly to purchase.
Why Work With Us?
Akhil (ex-investment banker) and Vishrut (investor & operator) took different paths after Purdue—but shared one obsession: what really drives business growth.
They built Thought Bistro to answer that. With 85+ founder interviews, 1500+ ad videos, and 100+ success stories later, they’ve proven one thing: customer acquisition is everything.
They cut through the fluff, fix offers that don’t sell, and build marketing that converts.
If you want strategy that actually drives sales—not just noise—you’re in the right place.
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